are these people sane?



           
no? well we didnt think so either so we made this wiki.join us. be our friends. we need friends. we are lonely. we are sad. can u plz just love us........actually we really dont care but if like us u are slightly insane, ask to be a member, we will consider you,











^^^^^^^^^^^^the owners of this page are fuckin wickid^^^^^^^^^^^


 [Shaven]

Disorder | Rating for [Shaven] 
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


[powerz]


[~HYPERION~]


[Much Ado About Nothing]

Disorder | Rating [Much Ado About Nothing] 
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

[kung fu wigga shit]


[imbacon88]

[rotting corpse]

[999999#####]

[Magron]

[-Scarlett-]


members

1. [Shaven] - i is da without a stereotype n becuz of that is a wandering soul
2. [powerz] - i is da confoosed 1 ???
3. [~HYPERION~]- i dis da 1 that is wise but comes off as a random lamb....i also like transformers alot
4. [Much Ado About Nothing]- i is da synic who is masscarading as a realist but is really an optimist
5. [kung fu wigga shit]- i is da 1 who believes i am an assasian
6. [imbacon88]- i is da blonde who isn't stupid, which makes me confused
7. [rotting corpse]
8. [999999#####]
9. [Magron]
10.[-Scarlett-]- i is da one who never cries




Follow these rules to maintain your INsanity



1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.



3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.



4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"



5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".



7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."



8. Don't use any punctuation marks



9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.



10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.



11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".



12. Sing along at the opera.



13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.



14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.



15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.



16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.



17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"



18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"



19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."